la lala la lala lala (la’d to the tune of Deck the Fucking Halls – don’t ask me why…it just fucking popped in my head)
My Fuck list – which kind of turned into a “Fuck the World” list
Fuck cancer
Fuck diabetes
Fuck aneurysms and depression and fucked up joints
Bugger it….just fuck all illness
Fuck the patriarchy
Fuck sexism and racism and any other kind of “ism” thats sole purpose is to put/keep people down
Fuck the rising cost of living
Fuck politicians and the stupid fucking lies they tell just to get elected
Fuck the stupid people who believe them
Fuck drink drivers
Fuck rude and insensitive people
Fuck at least three quarters of reality shows (but not Deadliest Catch – that show rocks!)
Fuck wife beaters, child molestors and murderers (Fuck them as many times as you want!)
Fuck private health cover for being so expensive the average person can’t fucking afford it!
Fuck the U.S government and it’s fucking need to control the fucking world!
Fuck duplicity (it does my head in!)
Fuck mosquitos, deadly snakes and scary spiders
Fuck mainstream women’s magazines for being part of the “problem”….(buy Frankie instead – it’s really cool!)
Fuck companies who use Palm Oil
Fuck companies who use Palm Oil but try and hide that they do (fuck them just a little bit harder…they deserve it)
Fuck animal cruelty
Fuck our meat industry and the governmental policies that protect them
from having to be accountable for cruelty toward export sheep, cattle
and chickens.
Fuck Sex, drugs and rock & roll….no wait – just Fuck drugs, sex and rock & roll are kinda fun.
Fuck Simon Cowel and the damage he has done to our music industry with his shows
Fuck Facebook and it’s continual stand to NOT add a “child exploitation” category to their reportable content list.
Fuck Facebook and it’s continual stand to NOT add a “child exploitation” category to their reportable content list.
(yes I did put that in there twice…it upsets me so fucking much that
they won’t fucking do anything about the predators on there!)
Fuck fairweather friends and fuck all the men who have ever hurt us
(perhaps we could borrow Bubba from the local goal to give them a
“special” fucking for us)
Fuck getting older and achy-er and more foggy-brained
Fuck! Is that the time????? I best be off to bed before the fucking ugly fairy finds me still awake!
la lala la la la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
F-bomb overload
